class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

(via threeweeksfromnow)

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cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(via fancyporpoise)

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thebionicdoll:

when your friend finds you after a tv show marathon

image

(Source: bubblegumbambi, via dutchster)

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lilkimbra:

a modern day philosopher

lilkimbra:

a modern day philosopher

(via tuhree)

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Investigator:Time of death, 4:20
Police officers:ayyyy
Investigator:ayyyy
Corpse:ayyyy lmao
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snickidoodle:

d0nn0:

beyoncevevo:

there needs to be a month between august and september 

october???

son i have news for you

(via punkmonksteven)

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shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

(via bambi-sass)

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yzma:

this is such a look honestly

excellent

(Source: clubpresident, via perksofbeingfunny)

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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