kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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thankgodforthepyrex:

fuckthisblogshit:

Why is this so funny to me 😭😭

My side hurt

(Source: lolgifs.net, via charlie--sheen)

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larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

(via leviathanrose)

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souljagirl617:

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

(via obamathepresident)

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kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…



sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

image

sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

(Source: weirdnessisgood, via fasterfood)

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag, via fiftymiles)

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(Source: obvious-electricity, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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