juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

(via thenightingalefloor)

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sowwy:

I look cute right now my camera just doesn’t understand

(via dutchster)

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3 hours ago

carmennab:

my biggest struggle in life is trying to make my eyeliner the same on both eyes

(via dutchster)

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4 hours ago

alxcrrnblkldge:

So I found the Etsy page of the girl who made that Drake shirt and it gets better tbh

(via thenightingalefloor)

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4 hours ago

sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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(via dutchster)

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5 hours ago

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value"

(via tuhree)

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5 hours ago
luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

luxbae:

All I asked was how he was doing smh

(Source: straightwhiteboystexting, via tuhree)

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5 hours ago

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via screwsociety)

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rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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(via punkmonksteven)

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