watching the news scares the shit out of me like damn i was gonna go outside to get the mail but now i’m thinkin twice
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
(Source: unfierce, via bigtuna108)
how many times is it appropriate to say ‘what’ before you nod and smile because you still didn’t hear what they said
(via janetorscloset)
i just want perfect skin and hair and teeth and body proportions and endless supplies of money and intelligence is that too much to ask for
(Source: theamericangurl, via fiftymiles)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
