starweilder:

trying to figure out someone else’s shower

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(via dutchster)

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17 hours ago

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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(via swarnpert)

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1 week ago

mylifeasqueenb:

I hate looking ugly the first time I meet someone it’s like wait I can do better than this I swear

(via easeyoourmindd)

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1 week ago

chidoree:

if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock

(via isacknewton)

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1 week ago

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via dutchster)

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1 week ago

lolsomeone-actually:

ibilateral:

thecraziie:

awsomedean:

slutmost:

every girl can relate to this okay

BAHAHAHAHAHA I MEASURED

10000% done

HAHAHHHAHA,

I think the funniest thing is guys thinking a big dick is better.

Yo, some girls can’t even take a full 6 Inches because it hurts, what do you think 11 Inches would do. Jesus christ.

Dont forget the “what, no invite?? ;)” like shut the fuck up with yo weak ass 7th grade game boy

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

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1 week ago

hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via fuckyeahloldemort)

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1 week ago
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